Blog #249: Ally's So Old

Ally is so old.

She doesn't have any social media at all, except for LinkedIn.

She goes to bed around 9pm most nights.

As you can see in this picture, she wears reading glasses and smokes (fake) cigarettes in bed because she's too old to give a damn.

She also didn't know that Vine hasn't existed for about four years now, but she doesn't know what Tik Tok is either.

Essentially, when it comes down to it, I'm living with an 80-year old.

Ally may be 80, but in her own words, she's old, bold, and sophisticated.