Blog #217: La Croix

Look, I'm not saying I'm sponsored by La Croix... I'm just saying maybe I should be.

You can tell me it tastes like hairspray, or TV static with strawberries growing in the next room.

I don't care, I love it.

Maybe you think I'm drinking it to be pretentious.

I don't care, I love it.

Honestly, you could say just about anything to me about drinking La Croix.

I don't care, I love it.

And no, La Croix didn't pay me to say this, but I wouldn't mind if they did.